chris_smith
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made a boring morning more bareable!
Two Irishmen walk into a petshop in Dingle, the walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy "Dat's dem".
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere" says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1,000 foot drop and says "Dis looks like a good place".
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook 'n dangerous for
me!".
THERE's MORE.......
Moments lates Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hi Paddy, watch this" Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.
He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.
Paddy watches, as halfway down Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says "And I'm not trying dat parrotshooting either!".
IT'S NOT OVER YET.....
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.
He's also been to the petshop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken.
Sean takes the chicken by the legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head.
"Fook dat lads. First there was Gerry with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting ..... And now Sean and his fook 'n
hengliding!".
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows."
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