Does anyone know where i can get 400 tonnes of sand from asap

forgot to say just bought a camel

Don't forget the condoms then, in case it rains.

no probs rich

Em says she can get it in a couple of days depending on grade & delivered in 20 tonne loads

where do you want it, as if i need to ask

[Edited on 1/5/07 by jos]

£20 - 30 per tonn + VAT

I've got about 20 million tons going spare. All you need to do is come round, dig down about 60 feet in the garden and bobs your uncle.

Nearly forgot, if you go down to about 110 feet there's a life-times supply of coal too.