A Couple of 90 Year Olds have been dating for a while.

They finally pluck up the courage to have sex for the first time. So they get down to it and a few minutes later, they are both lying there.

The man thinks to himself "My God, if I'd known she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle..."

The woman thinks "My God, if I'd known the old bugger could still get it up, I'd have taken off my tights..."

[Edited on 8/2/07 by donut]