I woke up this morning and went to the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.



I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan.



"What are you doing?" I asked her.



She said "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.




Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself ,







"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."

Bl**dy Classic!!

[Edited on 24/10/12 by Daddylonglegs]

Awsome !

Classic

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No, nurse - I said "prick his boil!"

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