An Englishman ,an Irishman, a Welshman, a Scotsman, a Norwegian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Brazilian, a Canadian, an Argentinian, a Frenchman, a German, a Korean and a Swiss man walked into a pub.























The bouncer says "Sorry. I can’t let you in without a Thai".




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Groan!

Paddy drags a huge metal box to The Antiques Roadshow in Dublin

"Where did you get this from ?"said the expert.

"It's been in the loft for the last forty years, do you think it is an heirloom?"says Paddy.

"Do you have insurance?"

"No, should I?" replies Paddy.

"Yeah, it's your water tank"