Breaking News: Vladimir Putin has boarded a private jet to Zurich to thank Sepp Blatter in person and return his daughter to him safe and unharmed.

Well to be fair the Russians can offer an awful lot that we can't

Like public transport
Not being stabbed for no reason
Having enough money to get it done

One of our Russian clients was today explaining how so few Russians have so much money while so many are in abject poverty.

And FIFA thinks this will help!

ATB

Simon

Of course it will!

Those that have money will have some more