So.
Which of our brethren from south of the border can hear what this fine chap is actually saying
?
He speaks finest machine gun delivery nedspeak, so the delivery may tax some of the less experienced weegieologists among you.
Nevertheless, have a go. I feel sure that you will learn some of the finer points of the Glesgy patois by studying the works of this great orator.
If you feel capable, you might wish to provide a translation.
Anyway, come ahead.
[Edited on 17/9/10 by zilspeed]
Someone ruined the game of football for them, but should be good this time.
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Originally posted by MakeEverything
Someone ruined the game of football for them, but should be good this time.
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Originally posted by zilspeed
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Originally posted by MakeEverything
Someone ruined the game of football for them, but should be good this time.
Personally, I couldn't give a toss about the game.
It was the little special word he managed to squeeze in practically unnoticed.
He's Scottish - ergo I don't care what he's got to say....
Chris
(Tongue firmly in cheek!)
Did he just say 'every C#*t' ? If so priceless!
It was the minority that spoiled it for us last time. This time its going to be a good game of football where every *tinker* is going to go for it
....
Or words * to that effect ... 
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Originally posted by chrsgrain
He's Scottish - ergo I don't care what he's got to say....
Chris
(Tongue firmly in cheek!)
)
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Originally posted by Wadders
Did he just say 'every C#*t' ? If so priceless!
I thought he said "... every clot will get along wi' each other"
ATB
Simon
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Originally posted by Simon
I thought he said "... every clot will get along wi' each other"
ATB
Simon
there was similar language today when a fellow scot to the gentleman in the clip had his desk covered in England flags, ballons, air fresheners and
mugs.
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Originally posted by Dangle_kt
there was similar language today when a fellow scot to the gentleman in the clip had his desk covered in England flags, ballons, air fresheners and mugs.
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Originally posted by Dangle_kt
There was similar language today when a fellow scot to the gentleman in the clip had his desk covered in England flags, ballons, air fresheners and mugs.
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Originally posted by zilspeed
Up here the 'C' word is used almost like a form of punctuation.
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Originally posted by scootz
..............I had a saltire hanging in my office in Sarajevo. My language assistant who shared the room with me (a young Serb chap) took great amusement in hanging a St George's Cross next to it.
Next time I was downtown I went and bought a Turkish flag and fired that up on the wall on my return. I'll never forget the look on his face... priceless!
Without a word being spoken, he took down the St Georges Cross and I took down the Turkish flag... neither was ever seen again!
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Originally posted by Fozzie
Hmmmmm .......... a Saltire and a St Georges Cross co-exist very happily side by side in our garage .... ne'er a cross word about it in our hoose ....
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Originally posted by scootz
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Originally posted by Fozzie
Hmmmmm .......... a Saltire and a St Georges Cross co-exist very happily side by side in our garage .... ne'er a cross word about it in our hoose ....
Ah, but you don't see what mayhem they get up to when you turn off the light and close the garage door!
You know, saying "hoose" like that could be seen as racialist, and not at all the way your country should be seen by the outside world.
May "Scots Wa Hae" be played by a piper band for a week in your house. Or if you can't find one nearby, a good recording of it by the
"Real McKenzies".
[Edited on 18/9/10 by RK]
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Originally posted by RK
You know, saying "hoose" like that could be seen as racialist, and not at all the way your country should be seen by the outside world............[Edited on 18/9/10 by RK]
Tut Tut Fozzie... you're clearly not up to date with all that's current in the Diversity-World!
A Racist Incident is defined as:
"...any incident which is perceived to be racist by the victim or any other person."
Therefore, if you use the word 'hoose' and RK perceives it to be racist, then IT IS racist!
Naughty naughty Fozzie...
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Originally posted by scootz
Tut Tut Fozzie... you're clearly not up to date with all that's current in the Diversity-World!
A Racist Incident is defined as:
"...any incident which is perceived to be racist by the victim or any other person."
Therefore, if you use the word 'hoose' and RK perceives it to be racist, then IT IS racist!
Naughty naughty Fozzie...
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Originally posted by scootz
Tut Tut Fozzie... you're clearly not up to date with all that's current in the Diversity-World!
A Racist Incident is defined as:
"...any incident which is perceived to be racist by the victim or any other person."
Therefore, if you use the word 'hoose' and RK perceives it to be racist, then IT IS racist!
Naughty naughty Fozzie...
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Originally posted by Fozzie
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Originally posted by scootz
Tut Tut Fozzie... you're clearly not up to date with all that's current in the Diversity-World!
A Racist Incident is defined as:
"...any incident which is perceived to be racist by the victim or any other person."
Therefore, if you use the word 'hoose' and RK perceives it to be racist, then IT IS racist!
Naughty naughty Fozzie...
A* wel*, s$"£e I h%d b$%t ob)i^t£!t* e%e£y $o&d, j"s* i" c%s! t=e* .....
N&u%h!y *t£p ^o& m@ t>e!
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.......A* wel*, s$"£e I h%d b$%t ob)i^t£!t* e%e£y $o&d, j"s* i" c%s! t=e* .....
N&u%h!y *t£p ^o& m@ t>e!
..........' (end of quote)
15 minute spell...
15 blimmin minutes ...
That means my dinner is going to go cold
Make that 20! You'll learn...
That'll get you nowhere... I've seen 'Supernanny' you know!
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Originally posted by scootz
. ......I've seen 'Supernanny' you know!
It's the wife... honest - she makes me watch these things!
Oh... you can come off the naughty step now!
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Originally posted by scootz
That'll get you nowhere... I've seen 'Supernanny' you know!
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Originally posted by Ninehigh
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Originally posted by scootz
That'll get you nowhere... I've seen 'Supernanny' you know!
Then you know it's a minute for each year old you are, therefore 20 minutes would be a compliment
Hmmm... rules are rules Fozzie - think you have to go back to the naughty step for another 60 seconds!
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Originally posted by scootz
Hmmm... rules are rules Fozzie - think you have to go back to the naughty step for another 60 seconds!
Only just read this but if I ever get nicked, I want Fozzie as my brief!
Oh and if you think that was a broad Glaswegian Scots accent, you have never heard one.
[Edited on 25/9/10 by Confused but excited.]