with all this global warming tosh going on,it seems there are huge amounts of money available to any charlatan that can convince gormless gordo and co that they can save the planet.
so how about claiming a grant to investigate infinite improbability drive,no pollution and not Dependant on the arabs for oil.details on how to make it are here.
http://www.earthstar.co.uk/drive.htm

what you recon?

Think you'll find Douglas Adams beat you to it

ah but he didnt patent it or claim a mahooosive grant

word for word from hitchhikers

just had a reply to my e mail.


from flash gordon,Saviour of the universe amongst other things.

dear mr Adams,thank you for your inquiry,of course we would be pleased to fund the research project.
how much do you think you would need?,if you send me your bank details i would be able to send you £100,000,000,000 on the understanding you send me a little something for my troubles by western union.
god be with you friend.


told you they were a load of scammers.