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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/8/08 at 02:26 PM Reply With Quote
Adiós Amigos

Very pleased today, been bored sh%tless in my current job (not that you would have noticed ) and totally fed up dealing with these obnoxious Italian managers, they seem to think they are the flipping mafia, can’t discuss anything without making threats! My current project manager locks himself away in his office and calls me up every hour saying ‘You do this or I’ll…’ keep expecting to find a horses head in my drawer , he's only 20ft away and he’s phoning me up

Now I just been told I’ve go an new job in a superb company, I’ll be very busy but enjoying myself, I’m afraid you’ll hear little from me soon, so I’ll tell you now I’m NOT DEAD!!

[Edited on 4/8/08 by Mr Whippy]





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Agriv8

posted on 4/8/08 at 02:28 PM Reply With Quote
Photo's of your leaving Party ??

Regards

Agriv8

Oh congrats by the way





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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/8/08 at 02:32 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
Photo's of your leaving Party ??

Regards

Agriv8

Oh congrats by the way


ha! nice try but I'm still not posting any pics of my birds

cheers





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Paul TigerB6

posted on 4/8/08 at 02:33 PM Reply With Quote
So............. does that mean on your last day that you might have an excuse to get some pics of the current office babes???? What are the babes like at the new place??

The LB forum server will feel like its having a holiday anyway - it will be that quiet on here!! It wont be quite the same without its constant dose of Whippy-ness that your current boring job allows.

Good luck with the new job anyway!!

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omega0684

posted on 4/8/08 at 02:39 PM Reply With Quote
THANK GOD SOMEONES MANAGED TO SHUT HIM UP We had better see some photo's of the pammy look a likes!

Congrats on the new job, who is it working for? do you need an assistant, im still looking for a job, any takers?

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Dangle_kt

posted on 4/8/08 at 02:41 PM Reply With Quote
congrats!

You'll be missed by all the girls I'm sure...

[Edited on 4/8/08 by Dangle_kt]






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iank

posted on 4/8/08 at 02:42 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
... My current project manager locks himself away in his office and calls me up every hour saying ‘You do this or I’ll…’ keep expecting to find a horses head in my drawer , he's only 20ft away and he’s phoning me up

.... so I’ll tell you now I’m NOT DEAD!!



Congratulations, though if it is mafia/lunatic run and you're going to a competitor you should consider adding 'yet' to your second point





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speedyxjs

posted on 4/8/08 at 02:46 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by iank
if it is mafia/lunatic run and you're going to a competitor you should consider adding 'yet' to your second point




Good luck whippy





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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/8/08 at 02:46 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by iank
Congratulations, though if it is mafia/lunatic run and you're going to a competitor you should consider adding 'yet' to your second point


erm I'll just call in sick

From what I've seen there are some hot chicks in the new place too





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Richard Quinn

posted on 4/8/08 at 03:01 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
quote:
Originally posted by iank
Congratulations, though if it is mafia/lunatic run and you're going to a competitor you should consider adding 'yet' to your second point


erm I'll just call in sick

From what I've seen there are some hot chicks in the new place too
But I will put money on the fact that we will still not get to see any photos

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jollygreengiant

posted on 4/8/08 at 03:19 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
Photo's of your leaving Party ??

Regards

Agriv8

Oh congrats by the way


ha! nice try but I'm still not posting any pics of my birds

cheers


I'd wager a tube of beer that he works in a parrot shop.

No photographic proof = I'm right.





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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/8/08 at 03:44 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jollygreengiant
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
Photo's of your leaving Party ??

Regards

Agriv8

Oh congrats by the way


ha! nice try but I'm still not posting any pics of my birds

cheers


I'd wager a tube of beer that he works in a parrot shop.

No photographic proof = I'm right.


Actually I work as a bar tender in an all female nudist camp (18-30 years), unfortunately cameras are not allowed I’m sure you understand





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Ivan

posted on 4/8/08 at 03:51 PM Reply With Quote
Enjoy the new job.

We will miss your cheerful ?? and helpful posts.

And now we have lost the chance of ever seeing photos of the aviary

And just so that the other smileys don't feel left out


[Edited on 4/8/08 by Ivan]






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omega0684

posted on 4/8/08 at 03:53 PM Reply With Quote
earlier you said you worked in an office not a bar, but if you do work in a nudest colony then you would know that all the staff are nudests as well meaning that you are working next to a short hairy fat italian grease monkey! THATS NAKED standing next to you! i bet you wouldn't dare bow your head in shame in that job!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA never mind!

[Edited on 4/8/08 by omega0684]

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JUD

posted on 4/8/08 at 03:55 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy

Actually I work as a bar tender in an all female nudist camp (18-30 years), unfortunately cameras are not allowed I’m sure you understand


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