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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 12/10/06 at 07:46 AM Reply With Quote
Best for sale ad EVER!!!

Sent into me by a buddy

Best for sale ad EVER!!!
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Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006
$10,000 06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington , UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006

2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought .






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nick205

posted on 12/10/06 at 07:51 AM Reply With Quote
LOL

Obviously he needs a lesson in deciphering the coded messages of the domestic appliance known as "The Wife"

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nib1980

posted on 12/10/06 at 07:51 AM Reply With Quote
errr, think that means i may be in trouble too
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RazMan

posted on 12/10/06 at 07:56 AM Reply With Quote
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nick205

posted on 12/10/06 at 08:40 AM Reply With Quote
now that's funny
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rjs

posted on 12/10/06 at 08:42 AM Reply With Quote
Hay thats sounds just like my wife !
Or is it just all women ?
Or parhaps we should all know by now YES means NO & BLACK is really WHITE .

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russbost

posted on 12/10/06 at 12:22 PM Reply With Quote
Surely that's wrong - I thought Yes meant maybe, & No meant yes, but only if I feel like it. I just accept that I'm always in the wrong, saves arguments.





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StevieB

posted on 12/10/06 at 12:36 PM Reply With Quote
You're all wrong guys - 'yes' means 'no', unless, in specific circumstances, it means 'yes', 'maybe', 'possibly' or 'whatever, just be quick because corrie's on in ten minutes'

You will never know which though!

Maybe I could go to Bletchley Park and get the old computer to start working it all out, and then issue every man with an enigma machine.






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rjs

posted on 12/10/06 at 12:49 PM Reply With Quote
No sorry to say dont think even that computer at Bletchley Park or come to that anyother can work that one out .
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RazMan

posted on 12/10/06 at 02:32 PM Reply With Quote
There is an element of irony in getting a computer called Enigma to try and understand a woman though





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zetec7

posted on 12/10/06 at 05:43 PM Reply With Quote
Okay, I thought women WERE Enigma machines! They sure confuse the heck out of me a lot of the time. The scary part is that once in a while, they really DO mean "do whatever you want". Sometimes I feel like a dog that gets offered treats, and occasionally gets hit in the head with a hammer for taking it when it's offered...
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JoelP

posted on 12/10/06 at 06:06 PM Reply With Quote
Rule One

If you say nothing is wrong when we ask you, we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you're lying, but its not worth the trouble.


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