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Surrey Dave

posted on 15/8/04 at 05:55 PM Reply With Quote
Photo Caption Competition........

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Guinness

posted on 15/8/04 at 06:00 PM Reply With Quote
Worlds nicest fog lamp installation spotted.
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Chris_R

posted on 15/8/04 at 06:16 PM Reply With Quote
"Yeah, I can't believe it. The guy rolled up, parked on my foot, got out then walked off".





A bit of slapstick never hurt anyone.

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theconrodkid

posted on 15/8/04 at 07:16 PM Reply With Quote
is that tyre sposed to be flat?





who cares who wins
pass the pork pies

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macspeedy

posted on 15/8/04 at 07:36 PM Reply With Quote
this guy had a plastic tank fitted
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Peteff

posted on 15/8/04 at 08:22 PM Reply With Quote
You spent how much on bits?!!!!

You can come out from under there now, she's gone home.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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phelpsa

posted on 15/8/04 at 09:26 PM Reply With Quote
GET YOUR BLOODY HAND OFF MY ROLL BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 15/8/04 by phelpsa]






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phelpsa

posted on 15/8/04 at 09:27 PM Reply With Quote
Or

Wrong place mate, the Football stadium is over there.






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matt_claydon

posted on 15/8/04 at 09:38 PM Reply With Quote
Conrod's fancy footwork leaves the assembled crowd in awe as he practises for the WLM production of "Riverdance"
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Hugh Jarce

posted on 16/8/04 at 06:46 AM Reply With Quote
"Someone's already had the bits of acarrot out of it."


or


"I'll take me foot off your 'ead if you promise not to call me car a Robin Hood ever again."


or


"Winston and Roger examine their handywork after repeatedly reversing over "Tiddles" the club mascot."


or


"The Leicester Lads spot one of Clives hedgehogs hanging out the leg of his shorts."


or


"The infamous gang bang episode at Newlands Corner."





The pay isn't very good , but the work's hard.

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Browser

posted on 16/8/04 at 07:12 AM Reply With Quote
Naaah, ther ain't a gap there. Look, I'll shove me knee against it. See, it's gone!






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Peteff

posted on 16/8/04 at 08:14 AM Reply With Quote
You were there.

Admit it, go on.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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derf

posted on 16/8/04 at 01:12 PM Reply With Quote
See the gymnast told my if I do a double inverted twist and flip it's actually quite easy to get in.
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ned

posted on 16/8/04 at 02:39 PM Reply With Quote
unfortunately none of the lads could bring themselves to scrape off the crap that conrod had managed to pick up on the journey down.





beware, I've got yellow skin

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James

posted on 16/8/04 at 03:13 PM Reply With Quote
Conrod: "Take that you miserable Caterham owning barstard!"


James

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theconrodkid

posted on 16/8/04 at 04:28 PM Reply With Quote
we were actually kicking the crap out of the manager who kept me waiting for me dins,anyone who knows me will know i mus be fed on a regular basis





who cares who wins
pass the pork pies

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jollygreengiant

posted on 16/8/04 at 06:07 PM Reply With Quote
You could've got another 30 immigrants in that hole.





Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.

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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 16/8/04 at 11:01 PM Reply With Quote
Look a plastic tank that doesnt leak!!!!!!!!!!!!! macspeedy






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Hellfire

posted on 16/8/04 at 11:53 PM Reply With Quote
"...and this rear arch I made from an old lamp... if you rub here with your knee the genie pops out!"

"I'd better wash my feet in this handy sheep dip before I go on that tight rope"

"This bloke squirted me with tyre shine... waste not want not"






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