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FFTS

posted on 3/1/10 at 01:40 PM Reply With Quote
My fantastic girlfriend

I thought running out of fuel on the M61 was bad enough. I had to phone my girlfriend and ask her to deliver a can of petrol to me on the hard shoulder. Without complaint she delivered the goods. But I think I've pushed it a bit too far today. After I'd strapped myself into my non-reversing BEC I couldn't be bothered to unclip myself so I sat on the drive honking my horn until she came out to see what the problem was. I then ordered her to push ME AND THE CAR off the drive. WOW what a woman.






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posted on 3/1/10 at 01:42 PM Reply With Quote
i thought there was going to be photos...

yeah, top bird by the sounds of it!





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posted on 3/1/10 at 01:46 PM Reply With Quote
Yeah I ran out of petrol on the M20 a while back and the wife came out with a can. Unfortunately the breakdown people arrived really quickly and by the time she got there I'd gone. Then she got lost!

The breakdown bloke followed me to Tesco, and while I was chatting to him a Police car pulled up beside the Tiger. Two coppers got out and spent about 20 minutes looking over it - at which point I sidled over expecting to get a telling off about my slightly sideways approach towards Tesco. Turns out one of them was a kit car fan and had been to look at a Tiger earlier in the day

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Johneturbo

posted on 3/1/10 at 01:50 PM Reply With Quote
Sounds amazing......Is there anything she doesn't do
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Richard Quinn

posted on 3/1/10 at 01:55 PM Reply With Quote
Did you forget you had no reverse? My missus would've given me two sore knackers to remind me!
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austin man

posted on 3/1/10 at 02:22 PM Reply With Quote
so its official BEC engined owners have to rely on their ladies LOL

[Edited on 3/1/10 by austin man]





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eddbaz

posted on 3/1/10 at 02:34 PM Reply With Quote
I noticed you said girlfriend, once she becomes the wife you've got no chance of any acts of kindness.
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bob

posted on 3/1/10 at 02:35 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by eddbaz
I noticed you said girlfriend, once she becomes the wife you've got no chance of any acts of kindness.


That is just so true






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posted on 3/1/10 at 04:38 PM Reply With Quote






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RK

posted on 3/1/10 at 04:44 PM Reply With Quote
Before my parents were married, my dad got stuck somewhere and since my mum was deemed not good enough to drive the car at the time (a 1956 TR3), she had to push to get started. She never let him forget that one.

When I was small, she got very upset with me once, because I told my dad she had ground the gears. Hey, no synchro in first, what did he expect?

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Fozzie

posted on 3/1/10 at 05:01 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by austin man
so its official BEC engined owners have to rely on their ladies LOL

[Edited on 3/1/10 by austin man]




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FFTS

posted on 3/1/10 at 05:05 PM Reply With Quote
Yep shes great But not that powerful...

Only 1 BBP.

(Brake B***h Power) hahaha





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omega0684

posted on 3/1/10 at 06:34 PM Reply With Quote
does she play rugby for england?





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welderman

posted on 3/1/10 at 06:51 PM Reply With Quote
Chris if i run out of fuel mate, can i ring you for the mobile petrol attendants number, lol.

Was going to give you a bell today to see if you fancied a drive out, but had to go on a walk to get in shape ,





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Steve Hignett

posted on 3/1/10 at 07:18 PM Reply With Quote
Photo of said GF!!!!!!

OK, so it's out of focus and stuff, but if I was taking a photo of some other blokes missus two seconds after I've just met him, her and the little one, then he might of said something, and my wife would of been chowing on my nuts for dinner!!!


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FFTS

posted on 4/1/10 at 12:01 AM Reply With Quote
Hey Joe, I'll have to get my GF have my nuts for dinner

I'll drive down tomorrow so you can meet Beccy... Thats the car, not the GF





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morcus

posted on 4/1/10 at 01:47 AM Reply With Quote
Your a very lucky boy, but she's a woman so she'll remember everything and use it as leverage at some point in the future.





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welderman

posted on 4/1/10 at 09:29 AM Reply With Quote
wrap up warm its chilly , cant wait to put my hands over Beccy





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FFTS

posted on 5/1/10 at 11:10 AM Reply With Quote
Did Beccy give you enough pleasure yesterday@







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welderman

posted on 5/1/10 at 11:05 PM Reply With Quote
ye not bad for a first time meeting mate, but maybe your GF could drive next time. .

Joe





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