Mark Allanson
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| posted on 30/3/04 at 09:59 PM |
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Computer Keyboard Improvements
I have been thinking about this for some time.
My keyboard is designed for some female secretary with manicured nails.
I want one with keys 1" square, 1/2" between the keys and additional buttons.
1, A 'Do as youre bleeping told' button, for those moments when you have given a quite normal request to the computer, but it seems hell
bent on doing something else
2, A 'Fuck Off' button, for when the comuter keeps double checking commands given. Like 'Are your sure you want to quit?' and
'Are you really, really sure you want to quit?'
3, A 'Wake up you stupid bastard' button for when it just seems to stop for no reason
4, A 'kill the advert' button which will remove the pop up that wants to know if I want to win $5000,0000,000,000 on the Vuenezuela
lottery - guaranteed
Has anyone else got suggestions for additional keys, perhaps we could get ChrisW to patent one in return for a free keyboard for every contributor
If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 30/3/04 at 10:02 PM |
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what about the 'any key' to continue when prompted?
the keyboard to your design would be almost 3 feet long
atb
steve
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JoelP
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| posted on 30/3/04 at 10:06 PM |
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the obligatory big red button of course. and maybe a new one, a jenson button?
plus, my g/f tells me i have trouble with the G one, so maybe a big obvious one somewhere?!?!?
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 30/3/04 at 10:19 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
the obligatory big red button of course. and maybe a new one, a jenson button?
somewhere to store the sunglasses as well then...
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Staple balls
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| posted on 30/3/04 at 11:00 PM |
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Liam
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| posted on 31/3/04 at 12:02 AM |
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Rorty
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| posted on 9/4/04 at 07:35 AM |
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Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 9/4/04 at 04:10 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Rorty
rorty returns!
atb steve
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geoff shep
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| posted on 9/4/04 at 09:21 PM |
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try this:
geordie windaz two thoosand
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sgraber
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| posted on 9/4/04 at 11:06 PM |
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I've replaced my Esc key with a bright red one that says 'Panic'.
Graber
Steve Graber
http://www.grabercars.com/
"Quickness through lightness"
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Findlay234
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| posted on 10/4/04 at 10:07 AM |
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I have seen a pic of a keyboard specifically designed for use with windows. Only three buttons, no guessing which ones: Control, Alt............
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