bob
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| posted on 7/8/07 at 10:50 PM |
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I took mrs bob out for a meal the night before devil child from hell was born, she had lasagne and a white wine spritzer which i must add was the only
alchahol she drank during the 9 months.
Did the trick as the little shi# was born 12.24 pm the next day, luckily this meant i was back home for the spurs game which we unfortunatly lost 2-0.
I also must add he isnt that bad, but he has like most kids during the summer hols been very testing today.
good luck and enjoy
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 8/8/07 at 04:16 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by speedyxjs
quote:
Originally posted by donut
Good hard sex....seriously!! works for some
I heard that too 
Thats what started it...........
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Agriv8
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| posted on 8/8/07 at 06:41 AM |
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Well thanks Once again,
I am at work so you can guess there was no movement last night apart from a few squeaks from the bed springs 
Marc re parts ordered I want to enduce labour not a divorce
Thought about taking her out in the kit car ( but A its off the road awaitng me to finish the upgrade to cortina front end. B getting her out again
would envolve assembling the engine hoist  ).
Well if nothing else they start with the drugs tomorow will keep you all posted.
PS the Nip stimulation this had us in fits of gigles last night you trying to talk to someone while they are playing with the nipples ( gave us a good
laugh anyway ).
Regards
Agriv8
Taller than your average Guy !
Management is like a tree of monkeys. - Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. BUT Those at the bottom look up and see a
tree full of a*seholes .............
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wilkingj
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| posted on 8/8/07 at 07:23 AM |
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When I saw the title of:
Serious OT - Bringing on Labour
I thought it was going to be a Political RANT.
Phew... thank God it was about SEX and its results!.
1. The point of a journey is not to arrive.
2. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Best Regards
Geoff
http://www.v8viento.co.uk
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BenB
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| posted on 8/8/07 at 09:28 AM |
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Stimulation of the cervix helps ripen it (as do the prostaglandins secreted by sperm). A nice hot curry helps get those contractions going.
So manual stimulation of the cervix can do the trick (in fact, sometimes the digital examination @ 41 weeks to decide whether to induce can trigger it
off). Intercourse can do the same thing especially as the cervix is pushed downwards by the pregnant uterus (ie so the cervix is stimulated more
during intercourse than outside of pregnancy).
Intercourse helps partially by just stimulating the cervix. A lot of couples have the nookie but use condoms (cos they think it's icky not to
when their baby is about to come out through the same orifice) but then the full benefit of intercourse is lost.
At the end of the day babies come out when they're good and ready. Any time after 38 weeks is just fine.
But having lots of sex and eating a spicy hot curry everynight is surely a nice way of spending the time whilst you wait
Hope it all goes well!!!
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Peteff
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| posted on 8/8/07 at 09:44 AM |
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Good hard sex....seriously!!
It took 9 months for the first session to work, why should another be any more effective?
Congratulations and try decorating.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 8/8/07 at 10:51 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by BenB
Stimulation of the cervix helps ripen it (as do the prostaglandins secreted by sperm).
Eeeewww! 
It's been so long since my 2 kids were born that I'd forgotten how messy the whole birth business could be!
Anyway - my 2 were a couple of weeks late - still popped out OK (1 was induced).
Prepare for your life, house and home to be taken over big-time...
Best wishes to the mum-to-be...
David
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Agriv8
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| posted on 8/8/07 at 10:52 AM |
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Wiffey has just been to the local health food shop. explained the situation, they have given her some Rasberry leaf capsuels ( that are supposed to
have more of the stuff in that does the triggereing than the tea ! ).
She double checked with the a coleague that these were OK.
2 to be taken after food.
Have just requested an early finish from the boss to go home and try more bedroom action .
Lauged his socks of and asked what I like 'the reason for emergency leave to be recorded as'
Regards
Agriv8
Taller than your average Guy !
Management is like a tree of monkeys. - Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. BUT Those at the bottom look up and see a
tree full of a*seholes .............
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BenB
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| posted on 8/8/07 at 12:45 PM |
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Acute prostaglandin-dependant cervico-penile stimulation
(for medicinal purposes only)
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Agriv8
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| posted on 8/8/07 at 12:48 PM |
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Looks good but could we leave the Acute out at the beging.
Makes it sound like one is under endowed if you get me meaning.
regards
Agriv8
Taller than your average Guy !
Management is like a tree of monkeys. - Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. BUT Those at the bottom look up and see a
tree full of a*seholes .............
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Agriv8
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| posted on 12/8/07 at 07:32 PM |
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Just an update.
As you can see the midwifes did the stuff at 14:00 and 05:27 this my little boy popped out.
9lb 10oz so mrs Agriv8 is a little on the sore side
Mrs Agriv8 and baby Agriv8 are doing fine.
PS who needs sleep !!!!
 
Baby Agriv8
Regards
Agriv8
Taller than your average Guy !
Management is like a tree of monkeys. - Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. BUT Those at the bottom look up and see a
tree full of a*seholes .............
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DIY Si
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| posted on 12/8/07 at 07:50 PM |
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Congrats to you and Mrs Agriv8! Looks like a good healthy lad you have there.
“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
My new blog: http://spritecave.blogspot.co.uk/
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chrisg
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| posted on 12/8/07 at 08:05 PM |
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Aw cute!
Vigorous sex seemed to work for me, I did it and by the time I got home again the next door neighbour had taken her to hospital!
Congrats!
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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omega 24 v6
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| posted on 12/8/07 at 08:09 PM |
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Well done And congrats to you both. Whens the car up for sale.
If it looks wrong it probably is wrong.
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davie h
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| posted on 12/8/07 at 08:13 PM |
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congratulations and well done.
he's a big boy and as for sleep get some when he does
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Avoneer
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| posted on 12/8/07 at 08:21 PM |
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Congrats mate.
I started reading through this and it's all wrong - this is a car forum!
Pat ;-)
No trees were killed in the sending of this message.
However a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Dangle_kt
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| posted on 12/8/07 at 11:03 PM |
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Congratulations!!!
My wife still hasn't given birth - thought it has all started the other night, but it didn't progress - so she is going nuts.
Tuesday is when they start her off, so she is desperate to go before then....guess I better head upstairs then.... *GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOOOO!*
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Agriv8
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| posted on 13/8/07 at 12:24 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Dangle_kt
Congratulations!!!
My wife still hasn't given birth - thought it has all started the other night, but it didn't progress - so she is going nuts.
Tuesday is when they start her off, so she is desperate to go before then....guess I better head upstairs then.... *GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOOOO!*
All the best get some sleep and be prepared for some serious blood sweat and tears.
Worth in in the end Though
Good look
Regards
Agriv8
Taller than your average Guy !
Management is like a tree of monkeys. - Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. BUT Those at the bottom look up and see a
tree full of a*seholes .............
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James
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| posted on 13/8/07 at 10:21 PM |
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Congratulations!!!
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses, behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
- Muhammad Ali
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stevebubs
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| posted on 14/8/07 at 11:01 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Dangle_kt
Congratulations!!!
My wife still hasn't given birth - thought it has all started the other night, but it didn't progress - so she is going nuts.
Ditto. Thought ours was coming this morning (contractions every 3 mins or so) so took the day off work. About 5pm they stopped 
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