working on a church today,its stood for nearly 200 years and made from the finest flint.
i noticed a slight bulge on a wall,gave it a prod with my boot and made a one foot square hole in it
exit stage left

God'll get you

Theres laws against vandalism! they should lock you up and throw away the key.

Have the lightning bolts been drawing in recently?

I wouldn't stand out in the middle of any fields or on hills or anything any time soon if I was you!

Hell awaits you...
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