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poll:......who has a pretty wife??
billy - 11/5/03 at 10:43 PM

heres a pic of mine..can anyone beat it? Rescued attachment cuthbert2.jpg
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billy - 11/5/03 at 10:45 PM

oh and she has been know to fart in bed,but hey ..............who cares


Peteff - 12/5/03 at 10:12 AM

Is that a life size picture? She's wearing less clothes in the ones I have.

yours, Pete.


stephen_gusterson - 12/5/03 at 10:44 AM

I always wondered what happend to her after I ditched her.

It was only a matter of time before she lost out on the 'its the kit car or me' argument

atb

steve


btw - the piccy apears to be called 'cuthbert' - you didnt have that operation did you? !!!!


Alan B - 12/5/03 at 12:05 PM

Nah, too rough...

I wouldn't do her with Steve's....


stephen_gusterson - 12/5/03 at 01:08 PM

Does your wife always stand over you when you are posting Alan....

OR



florida must be even better than it sounds then!

in 1996 I went to santa monica / venice beach area in CA. It really is just like baywatch. There were girls in skimpy bikinis roller blading up and down the beach path, obviously posing and hoping to get noticed.

It was absolutely awful, couldnt wait to come home.






not




atb


Steve

[Edited on 12/5/03 by stephen_gusterson]


ned - 12/5/03 at 01:28 PM

I love my dear departed wife....



theconrodkid - 12/5/03 at 03:41 PM

ah but can she cook/clean/drive a hoover etc?


Northy - 12/5/03 at 07:07 PM

I've seen your missus on www.cameltoe.com

Enjoy!


Alan B - 12/5/03 at 08:45 PM

quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
...florida must be even better than it sounds then!......


No complaints here mate...(wink, wink)..


Alan B - 12/5/03 at 08:50 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Northy
I've seen your missus on www.cameltoe.com

Enjoy!


Ah cameltoes....mmmmmmmm

Whatever they are of course...


chrisg - 12/5/03 at 09:00 PM

You people are sick, I thought this was a zoological/foot based site, I was disgusted

(for about three quarters of an hour)

Cheers

Chris


bob - 12/5/03 at 09:23 PM

She hasnt got much of a VW bonnet has she


Viper - 12/5/03 at 09:35 PM

your all a bunch of twisted perverts.


(how do you bookmark again??)


Mark H - 13/5/03 at 07:38 AM



I love my wife.


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Yes dear, I've told them......aaargh, not the Tazar again.....

Alan B - whats the shape of a camel hoof?

Anyway, back to work!


locodude - 13/5/03 at 06:54 PM

quote:

She hasnt got much of a VW bonnet has she


Surely you mean a monkey's forehead

Come on Bob, leave the missus and elope with us to Le Mans!!!!!!

[Edited on 13/5/03 by locodude]


Alan B - 13/5/03 at 08:12 PM

Mark, don't worry.

I'm very familar with camel toe concept...


Alan B - 13/5/03 at 08:19 PM

See my wife knows her place....



Peteff - 13/5/03 at 08:39 PM

It's time we had a moderator or two on this site. I didn't join this group to see filth like this. Get thee behind me Satan. Oh no! the vicar said if I had these thoughts I'd turn to stone and I think it's happening.
Cold showers again for me I think..

yours, Pete.


barrie sharp - 13/5/03 at 09:51 PM

is'nt that a part of your car on the floor Alan. if not are you selling it I am sure someone on here could use it .is it the turbo model (the hoover I mean)


Alan B - 13/5/03 at 10:05 PM

Could be....there's bits everywhere...

Wish she'd finish hoovering though I'm starving....I want my tea.......


theconrodkid - 14/5/03 at 03:54 PM

im hungry too,wonder what she tastes like


timf - 14/5/03 at 05:14 PM

fish


they always taste of fish


stephen_gusterson - 14/5/03 at 07:00 PM

now, id rather get one of those with a hoover than a free flight ticKET!!!!!!


atb

steve

ps

not being pedantic or anything, but the plug on the right side - shouldnt that be in a wall socket...? poorladys gonna catch cold trying to do that hoovering...

[Edited on 14/5/03 by stephen_gusterson]


Alan B - 14/5/03 at 07:25 PM

Thanks for spotting that Steve.....no wonder she takes forever doing it...


stephen_gusterson - 14/5/03 at 07:52 PM

just to balance things .....and I wouldnt touch her with AlanBs and hes 4k miles away!!!

Absolutely not the person I went into a church with

A prize (yeah right!) to who can name her first.......

[Edited on 14/5/03 by stephen_gusterson]

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Northy - 14/5/03 at 09:14 PM

mmmm, nice.........















NOT!


heyzee - 14/5/03 at 09:32 PM

nice chassis what does she go like


Alan B - 14/5/03 at 10:00 PM

Sorry Steve...absolutely no idea who it is...

No really I haven't.....

Don't forget I've been in the US 9 years...

On an unrelated note I've always been fond of the phrase...

"A face like a bulldog, licking wee off a thistle"


stephen_gusterson - 15/5/03 at 01:16 PM

a big clue - poss not for a psuedo yank tho....

shes famous for this.... Rescued attachment bed.jpg
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ned - 15/5/03 at 01:21 PM

it isn't that turner prize winning student bedroom is it? or rather it's creator.

Ned.


stephen_gusterson - 15/5/03 at 01:28 PM

yep.....but her name?

btw

this isnt a poll .... where da poll?


ned - 15/5/03 at 01:43 PM

f*** nows steve, do i get a prize for "knowing" who it is, though not by name?!!!

yes i know it'll be on the web, i'm just too lazy to look it up!

Ned.


Peteff - 15/5/03 at 03:57 PM

I leave a work of art most mornings according to that.

yours, Pete.


Peteff - 15/5/03 at 04:04 PM

Alan we use the phrase" bulldog chewing a wasp". When the art teacher put a bowl of fruit in front of us we ate it, didn't realise we were supposed to draw it.

yours, Pete.


Viper - 15/5/03 at 04:11 PM

C'mon Steve. Who is HE?????


stephen_gusterson - 15/5/03 at 05:48 PM

quote:
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Originally posted by ned
f*** nows steve, do i get a prize for "knowing" who it is, though not by name?!!!

yes i know it'll be on the web, i'm just too lazy to look it up!

Ned.
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YES

Its our trace

Tracey Emin.

She was on a tv prog once, and for one thing she has great kaboombas, but go above them and it gets very bad.

You didnt win Ned. Trace comes round and gives all the losers a big wet kiss with tongues.

With winners, she dont come round



atb

steve

try and not look too far up the piccy and see if you agree....paper bag anyone? Rescued attachment tr.jpg
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Metal Hippy - 15/5/03 at 07:01 PM

Mid section ain't bad.

The head - ya wouldn't.


bob - 15/5/03 at 07:56 PM

Eastbournes finest i think not,not only ugly she is shite as well.


chrisg - 15/5/03 at 09:33 PM

BOBFOC

Cheers

Chris


Alan B - 15/5/03 at 09:41 PM

Is that a crease in her skirt?...or can you see her knickers?

Not that I was looking of course..


Spyderman - 18/5/03 at 12:37 PM

Alan!

I'm shocked!


I thought you were too old for things like that!


Terry


Alan B - 18/5/03 at 03:05 PM

Nah, not till I'm dead Terry....


billy - 3/5/04 at 10:30 PM

thought i would bump this one cos i have a nice looking wife


stephen_gusterson - 4/5/04 at 12:43 PM

took you a year to make yer mind up then


atb

steve


David Jenkins - 4/5/04 at 12:50 PM

quote:
Originally posted by ned
it isn't that turner prize winning student bedroom is it? or rather it's creator.



Both are equally grubby and unpleasant to look at...

...total wastes of space (or should that be 'waste of spaces'?)

David


flyingkiwi - 4/5/04 at 03:24 PM

I'm shite at photo art but this is more pleasing to the eye


stephen_gusterson - 4/5/04 at 03:31 PM

you can hardly see the join! still looks like an essex slapper tho.

(apologies to any locost building essex slappers on the site )

steve


stephen_gusterson - 22/10/04 at 09:11 PM

just found this, and it may be a thread that newbies might appreciate...


bob - 22/10/04 at 09:59 PM

Tracey emin is still ugly and shite


stephen_gusterson - 22/10/04 at 10:16 PM

and a year older!


Cita - 23/10/04 at 11:57 AM

Not that Emin guy again


marcyboy - 23/10/04 at 02:08 PM

she might be ugly and shite.... but i bet she puts out more than yours.


bob - 23/10/04 at 05:38 PM

your right she does put out more than mine hence the nickname bucket c##t.


marcyboy - 23/10/04 at 06:00 PM

hehehe