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Womens Breasts...It's official YAY! (NWS)
donut - 16/6/06 at 07:05 AM

A report states that

"Staring at women's breats is good for men's health and makes themlive longer. Reserchers have descovered that a 10 minute ogle at women's breats is as healthy as half an hour in the gym.

A 5 year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get there daily eyeful!"

So there you go. And on behalf of myself heres something to keep you living longer



spunky - 16/6/06 at 07:10 AM

I always though I was a red blooded male but TBH.....

Thats gross....


Agriv8 - 16/6/06 at 07:14 AM

Excellent news,

So next time I am caught by the missus I can reply.

'No I am not being a dirty old perv I am extending my life expectancy '

that and the having to visit the pub for the beer caus thats good for me too things are looking up. So if I am in the pub and staring at the Breasts the affect must be mutiplied ??

Regards

agriv8

[Edited on 16/6/06 by Agriv8]


donut - 16/6/06 at 07:27 AM

Yep!!


nige - 16/6/06 at 07:29 AM

when looking at large breasts
my missus says

" it does,nt matter where you get your appitite as long as you eat at home "

heres to a long and healthy life


Peteff - 16/6/06 at 08:50 AM

Tits on toast it is then


joneh - 16/6/06 at 09:04 AM

There's no harm in looking at the menu, when you're on a diet!


peterriley2 - 16/6/06 at 09:10 AM

im pretty sure those arent good for her health


omega0684 - 16/6/06 at 09:24 AM

im thinking on the same lines there, those things could cause some serious damage


grahamgg - 16/6/06 at 09:32 AM

bra
bra


Yes i like them on the ;large side

[Edited on 16/6/06 by grahamgg]


tks - 16/6/06 at 10:26 AM

that needs to hurt!

i´m sure i could desing a more proportional cup size for her.

Tks


emsfactory - 16/6/06 at 10:33 AM

Half an hour in the gym doing what?


jollygreengiant - 16/6/06 at 10:40 AM

quote:
Originally posted by emsfactory
Half an hour in the gym doing what?


Ogling of course.


Mr G - 16/6/06 at 11:53 AM

Remember - for those not wanting the hassle of getting out the house
and down the gym there's always the Face Slap Friendly Alternative




G


kiwirex - 16/6/06 at 11:59 AM

The missus expresses doubt.

Got a link to the official report?

Greg H


donut - 16/6/06 at 12:13 PM

I found the 'cutting' in the back of this months Retro Ford magazine. The article is by a chap called Jonathan Hayter.

I have my doubts too but hey who cares!!


Confused but excited. - 16/6/06 at 12:34 PM

I'd rather die hitting those @60mph, than standard air bags!


donut - 16/6/06 at 12:49 PM

Oh YES!!!


trialsman - 16/6/06 at 01:48 PM

Hey, anymore than a mouthfull is a waste, I say.


nitram38 - 16/6/06 at 03:03 PM

It's alright..........I've got a big mouth!


donut - 16/6/06 at 03:41 PM

heres another little jem!!!!