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Worlds nicest fog lamp installation spotted.

"Yeah, I can't believe it. The guy rolled up, parked on my foot, got out then walked off".

is that tyre sposed to be flat?

this guy had a plastic tank fitted

You can come out from under there now, she's gone home.

GET YOUR BLOODY HAND OFF MY ROLL BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 15/8/04 by phelpsa]

Or

Wrong place mate, the Football stadium is over there.

Conrod's fancy footwork leaves the assembled crowd in awe as he practises for the WLM production of "Riverdance"

"Someone's already had the bits of acarrot out of it."


or


"I'll take me foot off your 'ead if you promise not to call me car a Robin Hood ever again."


or


"Winston and Roger examine their handywork after repeatedly reversing over "Tiddles" the club mascot."


or


"The Leicester Lads spot one of Clives hedgehogs hanging out the leg of his shorts."


or


"The infamous gang bang episode at Newlands Corner."

Naaah, ther ain't a gap there. Look, I'll shove me knee against it. See, it's gone!

Admit it, go on.

See the gymnast told my if I do a double inverted twist and flip it's actually quite easy to get in.

unfortunately none of the lads could bring themselves to scrape off the crap that conrod had managed to pick up on the journey down.

Conrod: "Take that you miserable Caterham owning barstard!"


James

we were actually kicking the crap out of the manager who kept me waiting for me dins,anyone who knows me will know i mus be fed on a regular basis

You could've got another 30 immigrants in that hole.

Look a plastic tank that doesnt leak!!!!!!!!!!!!! macspeedy

"...and this rear arch I made from an old lamp... if you rub here with your knee the genie pops out!"

"I'd better wash my feet in this handy sheep dip before I go on that tight rope"

"This bloke squirted me with tyre shine... waste not want not"