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Taste free zone - newark 2004

A few pointers:-

It's a Renault 5

It's a FWD 1100cc

Those aren't fish kettles stuck on the back - the exhaust gases actually come out of there!

He drove away before I could smack him.

Cheers

Chris

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bollox i is speechless

Hmmmmm...

"Got Cheese?"



P.S. Fully aware that this might not work cross-culturally, but WTF

C 14 GTT Read C IM A GITT needs a few screws thou

not your average 5 "they last as long as the throttle travel!!"


[Edited on 22/6/04 by macspeedy]

Don't knock it, it's his lifetimes work. He may yet grow up to be a useful member of the community.

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why why why

Ah, gives me a few ideas about what to do with my audi a4. not...

"no its not a post box, now bog off"

"Insert double pronged key and turn clockwise. Gives a full 8 days timekeeping"

Not what i would want to do with a car, but it was done well.

Strange about the exhausts though, when you looked close there was a single (fairly narrow) pipe connecting the two mega outletsthrough very strangely angled holes which I am sure would have severely restricted the flow.

I liked the cut-out lettering in the bonnet.

European bling??maybe??no?, O.K...sorry....

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I've seen far worse actually. Scale down the spoiler and bin the silly tailpipes and it'd be a reasonable looking car.
I still don't get why people spend so much money on crap cars though.

"Where's the nearest Mc Donalds? I need to put in a few laps"

Ever noticed in those sort of magazines (lax power) how the tech spec always has the engine last eg.

..... 23" wheels, roll cage and bucket seats, 12 playstations

and a K&N filter

"That car is completely sh!t"

I think that about sums it up. You can quote me on that too.


Cheers,

Neil.

its a 1100 Renault
its still only worth £200 with a ful mot and a tank of fuel

waynes attempt to commit suicide by noxious fumes via an internal exhaust system were scuppered by his base tubes air pumping capacity

I suspect that car would go down well with this lot:

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/index.html

James

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Originally posted by James
I suspect that car would go down well with this lot:

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/index.html

James

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