http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4891758/
hehe. Well if solo DOES count, then owners of scratch built middy cars being built in Florida have the most sex of anyone on the planet!
J/K
Well if you include solo, then the figures could well be astronomical....
Not j/k...
Alan are you implying all bmw owners are wankers??
i thought that was just impreza owners
Im not saying a word...
David 
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Originally posted by Viper
Alan are you implying all bmw owners are wankers??
i thought that was just impreza owners
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Originally posted by I love speed :-P
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Originally posted by Viper
Alan are you implying all bmw owners are wankers??
i thought that was just impreza owners
doesnt stephen_gusterson drive a bmw? and isnt hippy using a bmw engine
>ducks 4 cover
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Originally posted by Viper
Alan are you implying all bmw owners are wankers??
yes. I was going to put my hand up to that one (both)
and im getting another one in 4 weeks.
If its the beemer that helps, id be in friggin negative numbers otherwise! 
BMW is suppused to stand for badge mad wa^&ers anyway isnt it?
Ive got one for tax purposes only
my attempt at getting a Merc C coupe 230 kompressor was blocked 
atb
steve
my mate has an impretza tho !
[Edited on 5/5/04 by stephen_gusterson]
I think the literal translation of BMW is "Dog Shite" but I stand to be corrected.
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Originally posted by I love speed :-Pand isnt hippy using a bmw engine
>ducks 4 cover
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Originally posted by DavidM
I think the literal translation of BMW is "Dog Shite" but I stand to be corrected.
And don't they just get everywhere
my assessment of a 318i W reg after 4 years is its a very capable car, for whats basically a ford escort equivalent. Decent reliability, 35 mpg all
the time, corners on rails, hard wearing interior trim. Could do with more room in the rear, and the boot is a bit shallow.
The problem is price / performance.
BMW want ballistic money for a sensible engine. 25k pounds was needed 4 years ago to get a 170 hp 323, when you could get a ford with that spec for 5k
or so less.
My 23k budget got me a 0-60 in 10.4 secs slug mobile.
If it had more power, I would have loved it. This car was a bit like finding kylie is a bad shag.
atb
steve
[Edited on 6/5/04 by stephen_gusterson]
my girlfriend drives a bmw
I don't, but it isn't really a problem.
Ned.
Thoughts:
-Unlike Locosts, BMWs are very reliable, therefore plenty of time available for unimportant stuff like sex instead of tinkering with the car in the
garage / even building.
-Many BMW owners are posers and when asked how much sex they are having, they will give exaggerate figures, wait a minute, that'd be me,
where's my BMW then??
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This car was a bit like finding kylie is a bad shag.
atb
steve
[Edited on 6/5/04 by stephen_gusterson]
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Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
This car was a bit like finding kylie is a bad shag.
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Originally posted by Alan B
Bayerische Mutt Wasten...or something like that....
google language tools say this
SCHEISSE Bayerische Hunde
so it dont work out!
Even george micheal agrees with the BMW sex.
Fast Love has the line 'we can make a little room in my BMW babe'.
At the time I had to change the lyrics to 'we can get our leg over in the back seat of my rover'.
which is better than 'Ill be getting B&&ger all in the back seat of my vauxhall'.
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steve
Now I'm very worried.
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Originally posted by Peteff
Now I'm very worried
Bayerische Mist Wagen.
And yes it does say Bavarian Shit Car and the Germans do call them that.
I knew that marrying a German girl would come in useful one day.
Ian
but then ford stands for
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
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steve