Just wondering if anyone knew the cause of this poor bastards splinter? ewwwwww.

the pic
Rescued attachment MVC_001X.jpg

now thats what you call a woody!

Can only guess...

Bungee jumping? Parachuting?

Swindled a lumberjack?

no wonder he has a wood on, that nurse/doctor has nice tits

This is clearly the famous photo of AlanB's first attempt at a solo sex machine, originally comissioned by Metal Hippy.



atb

Steve

Kiwi,

You're gonna get in trouble!!!

Someone's gonna have a go at you for posting that without a link/warning!

Any more info? Did he survive? Assuming it's genuine!

James

Anyone know the story behind this accident?? (by the way the pic is rather disgusting and graphic)
looks like a warning to me

looks to me like he had an ally floor in his locost, ran over a "twig" flicked it up with his front wheel, n Whap........straight up the jacksy............

ouch

It looks like it was a sports related injury to me, something to do with fencing.

pete......classic.........

tcssh

"pole" vaulting maybe?...Pete?

quite obviously attempting to toss the caber....and slipped?

Mark

Is he a Pole.

How the hell can he stick that out.

Strangest ice lolly Ive ever seen.

Bet he's got branches everywhere.

I normally get rubbers on the top of my pencils.

A root canal filling done in reverse.

Heard of crapping a log but thats ridiculous.

Seven replies for the cost of one,now if I was gusty I would have seen this as a perfect way of increasing my posting count.
Cheers,
Bob

This is actually a scene from a lost episode of Star Trek.
The captain is killed while attending a Klingon high counsel...
The crew is left to solve the crime by unearthing the mystery of the captains
final log entry....

Fletch,

apparently from the guy's in work, the bloke was a lumberjack and was trimming a tree when the branch he was sitting on snapped. That was the result, no idea if he survived though.

Sorry if I offended anyone!

It's not a tree branch cos it's got no side shoots or bark. It's a telegraph pole. I found out it's what you get if you don't pay up after the red reminder. You don't f*%k about with BT or we'll send the boys round.