Thought you Southerners had all the jams!
We have them as well.........
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We get them and cows going in for milking. You have to pull up and let them walk round you and it's weird when you're sat lower down than them and the cows inspect you as they walk past. You don't speed up till you get past where they started from if you don't want a shower of sh*t off the wheels either.

Look over there it's a bunch of cows.
Herd of cows, stupid.
Of course I've heard of cows, I just said there's a bunch over there dummy.