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| posted on 15/7/08 at 11:22 AM |
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Church Bells
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly100-years-old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and
out on the Dong.
" She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along."
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 15/7/08 at 11:34 AM |
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 oh dear
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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chris_smith
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| posted on 15/7/08 at 11:42 AM |
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carpmart
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| posted on 16/7/08 at 08:15 PM |
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Brill
You only live once - make the most of it!
Radical Clubsport, Kwaker motor
'94 MX5 MK1, 1.8
F10 M5 - 600bhp Daily Hack 
Range Rover Sport - Wife's Car
Mercedes A class - Son's Car
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