clairetoo
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| posted on 13/6/08 at 06:09 AM |
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Even more blond jokes
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,
"How can Iget to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
Its cuz I is blond , innit
Claire xx
Will weld for food......
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Stuart_B
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| posted on 13/6/08 at 12:51 PM |
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very funny
stuart
black mk indy, 1.6pinto on cbr600 bike carb's.
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