TGR-ECOSSE
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| posted on 24/4/08 at 08:09 AM |
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Still a Virgin
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her husband, "Please be gentle;
I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
Well...........
Husband 1 was an Architect; he kept on telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband 2 was a Computer Manager; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband 3 was a Services Consultant; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband 4 was a Project Manager; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver or if he'd get it
right.
Husband 5 was a Structural Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the art
method.
Husband 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
Husband 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was .....God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, "I'm so excited!" "Great" said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Sales Man. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get f *cked!"
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Stuart_B
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| posted on 24/4/08 at 09:58 AM |
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Great.
black mk indy, 1.6pinto on cbr600 bike carb's.
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dhutch
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| posted on 7/5/08 at 11:37 PM |
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spot on!
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donut
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| posted on 8/5/08 at 06:04 AM |
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he he..very good.
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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