DarrenW
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| posted on 14/3/08 at 02:23 PM |
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Dog onboard
A plane is boarding and all the passengers are getting on. a woman is sitting third odf the way down, empty seat to the side. 'Champion'
she thinks - spare seat and more space.
Just then a guy gets on with a dog and sits beside her. Of course she asks why he has a dog and that dogs arent allowed on aircraft. He simply replies
that he has special permission.
Captain makes announcements, safety briefs are done etc and plane takes of. After their meal the dog goes to front of aircraft, has a look about and
comes back. He then pulls on the mans sleeve. Woman enquires what he is doing and the guy simply say there is a woman, front row, middle seat carrying
cocaine.
A little while later dogs walks to back of plane, sniffs about then comes back. This time pulls on the guys trouser leg. Woman again asks what the dog
is doing. This time there is a guy at the back of the plane carrying heroin. The guy asures the woman that they will be picked up when they land and
will be dealt with.
Later after thay have drinks the dog once again goes off for a wander. This time it hurriedly comes back to the guy, turns round and round and does a
massive dump in the middle of the aisle. The woman is appauled this time and asks why the dog has done such a thing. This time the guy says there is a
person in the middle of the plane with a bomb
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 14/3/08 at 02:33 PM |
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Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 14/3/08 at 04:27 PM |
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Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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Benzine
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| posted on 14/3/08 at 04:57 PM |
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thought the punch line was going to be about suppositories
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