iank
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| posted on 12/2/08 at 11:38 AM |
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Husband and wife... NWS
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger
than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me
all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
the toy . . you explain the kids."
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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donut
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| posted on 16/2/08 at 10:23 AM |
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brilliant!!!!!!! 
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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