Nostalgia
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
Time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very
Tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
Do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
Having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these
Two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them
So there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
Support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the
Tavern and make their way to the fence.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they
Erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This
Goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and
Moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
Ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
And old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
Couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
Amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple
Passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You
Must hav e had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of
Secret to this?"
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that
Wasn't an electric fence."
Cheers,
Raz
When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box
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