TGR-ECOSSE
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| posted on 8/11/07 at 11:35 PM |
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Water vs Wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
and those who don't?
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces In other words,
we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of sh!t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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Peteff
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| posted on 9/11/07 at 12:09 AM |
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And also
As the vicar demonstrated the evils of drink he dipped a worm in a glass of water and took it out still wriggling, then he dipped it in a glass of
whiskey and it shrivelled and died he said "What does this say to you?"
A voice from the congregation replied "If you've got worms drink whiskey"
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Macbeast
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| posted on 9/11/07 at 12:10 PM |
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But water used to make beer is full of female hormones from the urine of women taking the pill and these hormones are feminising the men.
In a test researchers locked 10 male volunteers in a room and each had to drink 10 pints of beer.
At the end of the test all the men were talking rubbish and none of them could parallel park without hitting the cars either side.
[Edited on 9/11/07 by Macbeast]
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thebull
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| posted on 9/11/07 at 12:58 PM |
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thanks for that information, no more water for me.
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