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Author: Subject: 12 Chav's of christmas (07 version)
DorsetStrider

posted on 7/11/07 at 07:20 PM Reply With Quote
12 Chav's of christmas (07 version)

Well it's that time of year again for me to regal you all with my yuletide classic... enjoy!

12 chav’s of Christmas.


On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
A page 3 girl in my bed.

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Two Vauxhall Nova’s

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Three Burberry hats.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Four Sovereign Rings

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Five ASBO’s

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Six yeast infections.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Seven pregnant teens.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Eight benefits.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Nine council flats.

On the Tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Ten ear rings.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Eleven alcho pops.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Twelve nicked mobiles.

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