Jasper
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| posted on 20/9/07 at 12:59 PM |
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A few funnies .....
>1. A bicycle can't stand-alone; it is two tired.
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>2. A will is a dead giveaway.
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>3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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>4. A backward poet writes inverse
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>5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your
>Count that votes.
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>6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
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>7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
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>8. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
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>9. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat
>miner.
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>10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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>11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
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>12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum
>Blownapart.
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>13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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>14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
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>15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
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>16. A calendar's days are numbered.
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>17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
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>18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
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>19. He had a photographic memory, which was never developed.
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>20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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>21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at
>large.
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>22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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>23. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
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>24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
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>25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
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>26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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>27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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>28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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>29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
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>And might I add...
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>It is better to have loved a short woman than never to have loved a
>tall.
If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much room.
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 20/9/07 at 07:54 PM |
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 Love 'em.
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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thebull
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| posted on 22/9/07 at 02:53 PM |
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excellent
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