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 posted on 3/9/07 at 09:12 AM |
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Don't mess with a scots copper
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper .
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a London lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says," License and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
Glasgow cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Glasgow cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and
you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want
me to stop, or just slow down?"
If it looks wrong it probably is wrong.
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scoobyis2cool
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| posted on 3/9/07 at 10:35 AM |
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Brilliant!
Pete
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care...
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Simon
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| posted on 3/9/07 at 07:33 PM |
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Very amusing, but unfortunately heard a similar version of smartarse v cop in Chicago in '99 when I was talking to me bro about the 4 way stop
signs out there
ATB
Simon
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t.j.
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| posted on 3/9/07 at 10:04 PM |
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In NL that would be: Cop in Jail. 
Please feel free to correct my bad English, i'm still learning. Your Dutch is awfull! :-)
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JoelP
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| posted on 4/9/07 at 06:33 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by t.j.
In NL that would be: Cop in Jail.
and rightly so maybe?!
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