oadamo
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| posted on 10/6/07 at 09:50 PM |
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find out how you die
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
heres what happens to me
While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove
compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
sounds about right lol
adam
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JoelP
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| posted on 10/6/07 at 10:21 PM |
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must remember not to express dissatisfaction with any food purchased from a roadside diner. 
And if i dont catch myself in time, watch out for chefs with pans of hot oil.
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Macbeast
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| posted on 11/6/07 at 06:24 AM |
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" While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder
crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face. "
Strange, I always thought it would be a heart attack in bed with Paris Hilton -
(when I find out she's actually a bloke)
[Edited on 11/6/07 by Macbeast]
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smart51
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| posted on 11/6/07 at 07:09 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Macbeast
Strange, I always thought it would be a heart attack in bed with Paris Hilton -
(when I find out she's actually a bloke)
If I ever found my self near a bed and Paris Hilton I'd die of a heart attack and not because of the bed or because she's a bloke. How
did someone so ugly become so famous without being as hated as Jade?
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matt_claydon
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| posted on 11/6/07 at 07:12 AM |
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"After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a
capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass
solid waste, you die from self-toxification."
Well, makes a good story I suppose - shame I won't be around to tell anyone!
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t.j.
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| posted on 11/6/07 at 07:29 AM |
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You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.
No way, I won't be ,
I never gonna have a dog!!
So, i'll never die now?  
Please feel free to correct my bad English, i'm still learning. Your Dutch is awfull! :-)
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iank
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| posted on 11/6/07 at 08:43 AM |
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Not bizarre or entertaining for me:
"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed."
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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TGR-ECOSSE
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| posted on 11/6/07 at 10:02 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Macbeast
" While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder
crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face. "
Scary!! That realy did happen localy but the guy was on a motorbike and the ladder went through his visor! Dont think i will check mine now!
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 11/6/07 at 10:11 AM |
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"Your son, who is sick of being over-disciplined, attacks you in your sleep with a knife, stabbing you repeatedly."
So that's him written out of my will, then.
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omega 24 v6
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| posted on 11/6/07 at 11:37 AM |
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quote:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are stripped and chained to the ground spread-eagle. Your torso is slit open with a razor blade, and
you are covered with dozens of large rats, which proceed to feed their way into your body.
Sounds about right and before calvinX says it the rats wont go hungry for a while Oh and at least my wallet remains intact
If it looks wrong it probably is wrong.
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Gergely
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| posted on 11/6/07 at 11:44 AM |
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"While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the
toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter."
I promise not to eat waste from toilets anymore then...
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welderman
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| posted on 11/6/07 at 12:15 PM |
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You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death
with your own fireplace tools.
Better get the alarm sorted on the house
Thank's, Joe
I don't stalk people
http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/forum/23/viewthread.php?tid=172301
Back on with the Fisher Fury R1
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davie h
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| posted on 11/6/07 at 01:57 PM |
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A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.
well thats me staying away from B&Q for a while or i'll have to take a body gaurd
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MikeRJ
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| posted on 13/6/07 at 10:55 PM |
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A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you
nervously choke to death on your own blood.
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