emsfactory
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| posted on 19/4/07 at 11:57 PM |
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A joke
A man walks down the street pushing a wheel barrow full of fannies.
He aproaches a woman coming the other way and says
'want your hole doll?'
She says ' indeed I do not!'
The bloke says
'put it in the barrow then'
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Hellfire
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| posted on 20/4/07 at 11:16 AM |
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:/ ?
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iank
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| posted on 20/4/07 at 12:28 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Hellfire
:/ ?
Glad it wasn't just me then.
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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emsfactory
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| posted on 20/4/07 at 03:48 PM |
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Might have to be more local I guess.
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JoelP
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| posted on 20/4/07 at 06:19 PM |
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i said it in a scotch accent and it still didnt make sense! 
maybe something to do with a holdall?!
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graememk
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| posted on 20/4/07 at 07:38 PM |
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herm i dont get it, maybe i'm just slow
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omega 24 v6
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| posted on 20/4/07 at 08:32 PM |
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I , it's scottish slang for do you want a sexual encounter.
If it looks wrong it probably is wrong.
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 20/4/07 at 09:09 PM |
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Yae didnae ken then
[Edited on 20/4/07 by mistergrumpy]
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JoelP
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| posted on 20/4/07 at 09:13 PM |
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thats a dreadful joke
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locogeoff
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| posted on 21/4/07 at 01:43 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by omega 24 v6
I , it's scottish slang for do you want a sexual encounter.
As in the little ditty
I want my hole I want my hole I want my holidays
To see the puss to see the puss to see the country
Fuck U Fuck u for curiosity
I want ma hole I want my hole I want my holidays
I've just reduced myself to a 12 year old
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omega 24 v6
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| posted on 21/4/07 at 03:16 PM |
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Well done that 12 year old now you've got it.
If it looks wrong it probably is wrong.
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Peteff
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| posted on 21/4/07 at 04:16 PM |
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Local accent jokes.
Some only work if you have the same accent.
A woman bent down in the butchers to tend to her child as the butcher was serving. He said, " A pound o' fillet" and the bloke he
was serving replied " A pound tha doesn't".
It probably doesn't work anywhere but round here.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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JoelP
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| posted on 21/4/07 at 05:16 PM |
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if you want to read a seriously mental joke, search google for 'pianist tourettes' and dig it up, truely a blinder. Ive had people crying
at the punch line and i never say it as well as its written
Also epilepsy and bath but you really would have to know someone to tell them that one. 
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