RazMan
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| posted on 1/4/07 at 08:58 PM |
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Sporting Double-entendres
Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox
of The Oxford crew."
5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls
and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get
it."
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob,
where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were
laughing so much.
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like
this."
10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
gets."
11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem
cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to
use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
[Edited on 1-4-07 by RazMan]
Cheers,
Raz
When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box
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Peteff
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| posted on 2/4/07 at 06:14 PM |
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Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."
Well who wouldn't 
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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bartonp
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| posted on 3/4/07 at 08:43 AM |
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Cambridge drop their cox: (recent rowing double entendres!)
http://www.theboatrace.org/article/newsandmedia/latestnews/news07camb...
Kieran West said: "All this pulling up and down isn't generating
results. We put our heads together and decided that worrying about our
cox was impairing our performance. It's not just about having a big
mouth. What we need is a second stroke. We've chosen a girl whose
lightness of touch and rhythm will, we think, stiffen our resolve. "
Duncan Holland said: "We didn't want our cox to be the centre of
attention, but frankly it's going that way. I saw a lot of drooping
heads after last week's performance. But if Rebecca can deliver the Head
we're expecting this weekend, I think you'll see some happy faces."
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 5/4/07 at 07:31 PM |
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Classic David Coleman in on the Mexico Olympic hurdling race.
"Jauntareno opens wide his legs and shows his class"
Or the the test match one.
"The Batsman's Holding, the bowlers Willey"
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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