Old People Sex!
A Couple of 90 Year Olds have been dating for a while.
They finally pluck up the courage to have sex for the first time. So they get down to it and a few minutes later, they are both lying there.
The man thinks to himself "My God, if I'd known she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle..."
The woman thinks "My God, if I'd known the old bugger could still get it up, I'd have taken off my tights..."
[Edited on 8/2/07 by donut]
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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