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| posted on 31/1/07 at 10:18 AM |
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pack your bags. I won the lottery!
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran
into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said.
"Just get out.
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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macnab
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| posted on 31/1/07 at 11:05 AM |
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Peteff
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| posted on 31/1/07 at 01:40 PM |
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And another
Get your coat I'm going out.....
Ooh where are you taking me?
Nowhere.
Why do I need my coat then?
I'm switching the heating off.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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