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donut

posted on 19/1/07 at 09:50 AM Reply With Quote
D'oh!

I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd
been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car. He phoned me again
to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made
me managing director and I went right off into a tree. The police came
and asked me what had happened. I said "I careered off the road"





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Scotty

posted on 19/1/07 at 09:56 AM Reply With Quote
NNNNNNNNNoooooooooooooooooo!






PLEASE NOTE! All comments made by this person are to be considered "Tongue in Cheek" and are not meant to be taken seriously in any way - so there!

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donut

posted on 19/1/07 at 09:57 AM Reply With Quote
Bad isn't it!





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/

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ibakes

posted on 19/1/07 at 12:27 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by donut
Bad isn't it!


Can never go wrong with the old Tommy Cooper Jokes

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bob

posted on 19/1/07 at 01:45 PM Reply With Quote
Dunut fetch your coat son, put it on and go and do some work in the garage.

Nout electrical though






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