jos
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| posted on 27/10/06 at 02:31 PM |
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Paddy - Contains swear words
Murphy calls on his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says "would ye be a mate Murphy and go upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezin'"
"No bother" says Murphy. He runs up the stairs to see Paddy's two 19 year old, gorgeous, twin daughters sat in their room.
"Hello girls, your dad sent me up to shag ye both"
"Feck off ya liar" one twin says.
"I'll prove it" says Murphy. He shouts down the stairs "Both of them, Paddy".
Paddy screams "Of course yer ejit, what's the use of fecking one!!!!
.: Motorsport / motor racing circuit / track wall art Apex Traxs :.
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Jasper
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| posted on 27/10/06 at 02:33 PM |
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pjavon
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| posted on 27/10/06 at 08:46 PM |
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Always keep a big hammer and a condom in your toolbox, if you can't fix it with the hammer
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