Ninehigh
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| posted on 26/2/11 at 05:56 AM |
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The Undertaker
Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man
who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get
him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I went up and
sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge
erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see" said his wife, "But how did you get the black eye?"
Roy replied, "Wrong room."
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bonzoronnie
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 posted on 26/2/11 at 08:38 AM |
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PML
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scootz
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| posted on 26/2/11 at 09:44 AM |
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Roy should consider himself lucky that I only left him with the one black-eye!
It's Evolution Baby!
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imp paul
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| posted on 26/2/11 at 10:18 AM |
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haaaaaa nice 1 scott
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 26/2/11 at 06:55 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by scootz
Roy should consider himself lucky that I only left him with the one black-eye!
It's a good job I read this before bringing the tea over!
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