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kj

posted on 17/12/09 at 07:58 AM Reply With Quote
santa to blame

On the news this mornning, (experts) blame santa for child hood obesity and say santa should drop the mince pie's and drink and show a more healthy image.

EH! a slim santa?





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Mr Whippy

posted on 17/12/09 at 02:59 PM Reply With Quote
off course that makes perfect sense seeing that Christmas happens so often throughout the year





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mistergrumpy

posted on 17/12/09 at 05:45 PM Reply With Quote
Poke nose bastards thinking they need to look after us all.
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clairetoo

posted on 17/12/09 at 05:59 PM Reply With Quote
Just remember the true definition of `expert' -
An `ex' is a has-been , and a `spurt' is a drip under pressure





Its cuz I is blond , innit

Claire xx

Will weld for food......

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Ninehigh

posted on 19/12/09 at 08:38 AM Reply With Quote
Yeah it's those same experts who believe that, because my brothers and I had some alcohol while being under 15, we're all now alcoholics with livers on the verge of exploding.

Mind you they also say that one of us is gay...






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Peteff

posted on 19/12/09 at 10:15 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
Yeah it's those same experts who believe that, because my brothers and I had some alcohol while being under 15, we're all now alcoholics with livers on the verge of exploding.

Mind you they also say that one of us is gay...


Is that you coming out there ?





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Fozzie

posted on 19/12/09 at 10:28 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by clairetoo
Just remember the true definition of `expert' -
An `ex' is a has-been , and a `spurt' is a drip under pressure


Brilliant! ....

Fozzie





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gingerprince

posted on 19/12/09 at 11:30 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kj
santa should drop the mince pie's and drink


B0llox. He works hard enough. I'll be definately leaving him a very large single malt on the fireplace this year

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Ninehigh

posted on 19/12/09 at 12:05 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
Yeah it's those same experts who believe that, because my brothers and I had some alcohol while being under 15, we're all now alcoholics with livers on the verge of exploding.

Mind you they also say that one of us is gay...


Is that you coming out there ?


Just more proof that what the government tells you is BS... Don't drink, well one a week's okay, but not at all, and on fridays it's worse, but one a day helps fight heart disease, but it means you'll get stabbed...

Oh and if you're pregnant, and you follow their recomendations you won't be eating anything!






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