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Author: Subject: Mr. Cadbury
coozer

posted on 1/12/09 at 05:04 PM Reply With Quote
Mr. Cadbury

Nicked off the Jago forum!!

Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree on a Double Decker, it was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street, in front of the Fishermans Friend pub. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said in a quiet Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he said! Then he touched her Creme Eggs. They checked into a hotel, he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Milky Way. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of sheer Turkish Delight! Sadly 3 days later his Sherbet Fountain started to drip. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!





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1980 Z750

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mistergrumpy

posted on 1/12/09 at 05:09 PM Reply With Quote
An oldie but a goody.
Here's a couple more takes on it:
Bertie
Basset

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