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clairetoo

posted on 23/8/09 at 11:46 AM Reply With Quote
Bad joke.....

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?'

I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'





Its cuz I is blond , innit

Claire xx

Will weld for food......

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omega0684

posted on 23/8/09 at 02:50 PM Reply With Quote
i'll stick in a smiley face for you since no one else has responded



p.s and a lot of groaning!

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02GF74

posted on 24/8/09 at 12:52 PM Reply With Quote
Do they do a class on Wednesay perhaps?






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Peteff

posted on 24/8/09 at 01:01 PM Reply With Quote
I could probably make Friday morning but that may be stretching it a bit.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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clairetoo

posted on 24/8/09 at 03:44 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
I could probably make Friday morning but that may be stretching it a bit.

Surely you're pulling my leg ?





Its cuz I is blond , innit

Claire xx

Will weld for food......

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Ninehigh

posted on 28/8/09 at 12:13 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by clairetoo
Surely you're pulling my leg ?


Nope, and don't call me Shirley






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02GF74

posted on 28/8/09 at 06:48 PM Reply With Quote
Well that is weird, most will bend over backwards in order to get your subs.






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Ninehigh

posted on 28/8/09 at 06:50 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
Well that is weird, most will bend over backwards in order to get your subs.


Sending out the information I asked for within 3 months would be better, unlike a certain gym round here that's run by some guy called David...






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