cd.thomson
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| posted on 15/5/09 at 12:43 PM |
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your questions answered
http://www.text118118.com/try.aspx
"how many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb"
"none - midgets dont use lightbulbs as they have night vision"
Craig
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Benzine
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| posted on 15/5/09 at 02:15 PM |
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lol
which is better, CEC or BEC?
"If you mean the City of Edinburgh & Bristol Exploration Club, we think that they are both good. thx!"
The mental gymnastics a landlord will employ to justify immoral actions is clinically fascinating. Just because something is legal doesn't make
it moral.
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 16/5/09 at 07:25 PM |
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Why is poo brown?
Brown discoloration of human faecal matter comes from a combination of bile and bilirubin, which comes from dead red blood cells
Asked Jeeves about this one and all he came up with was an old escort with a vinyl roof!
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MikeR
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| posted on 16/5/09 at 08:40 PM |
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well they refused to answer my question due to its naughty nature 
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 16/5/09 at 08:43 PM |
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Yeah that's why I said poo...
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Davey D
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| posted on 17/5/09 at 09:54 AM |
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i asked:
"What should i do today"
reply:
"You may try to go out with your friends or family. Tey to do some outdoor activities that everyone will enjoy."
i would.... but its pissing it down outside
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b16mts
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| posted on 18/5/09 at 07:32 PM |
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soooo tempted to put one of my mates numbers in and ask the question "why is my penis so small".
Martin
who says you can't drive a kit car when you're 6'5"?
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 20/5/09 at 03:42 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by cd.thomson
http://www.text118118.com/try.aspx
"how many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb"
"none - midgets dont use lightbulbs as they have night vision"
Wrong! It's Dwarves that have developed night vision, to mine gold more economically. Midgets are just short people. 
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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