02GF74
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| posted on 11/3/09 at 01:26 PM |
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"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
for similar notices 
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 11/3/09 at 01:44 PM |
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"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
Shame they didn't quote the whole line, which was:
"Do not iron clothes on body. Don't laugh, we've seen it done!"
(we had a Rowenta iron, and there are several deliberately funny bits like that in the instruction leaflet.)
[Edited on 11/3/09 by David Jenkins]
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RK
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| posted on 12/3/09 at 02:08 AM |
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The Superman costume for children beats them all.
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 12/3/09 at 07:36 AM |
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ohhhh who does that remind me off???
quote:
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
eh? 02GF74...
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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02GF74
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| posted on 13/3/09 at 01:29 PM |
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I don't read the instructions. 
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 14/3/09 at 10:26 PM |
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SWMBO laughs at me for reading the instructions when I'm putting something together. She never reads instructions....
Just read the one about Nytol causing drowsiness... The jar I had said that taking too many may cause "over-sedatedness"
How do you get over sedated?
[Edited on 14/3/09 by Ninehigh]
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