chris_smith
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| posted on 6/2/09 at 10:27 AM |
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maybe not so funny but true?
Many a true word is spoken in jest.........
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced,
we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks'.
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take
a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work
in four weeks'.
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced,
we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks'.
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take
two arseholes out of Scotland, put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have
half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows."
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 7/2/09 at 04:17 PM |
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Hehe and Clarkson's latest comment calling Brown a Scottish one-eyed idiot. He's apologised to the Scots and the disabled 
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MikeRJ
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| posted on 7/2/09 at 04:46 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
Hehe and Clarkson's latest comment calling Brown a Scottish one-eyed idiot. He's apologised to the Scots and the disabled
Can't call them disabled, probably "Optically disadvantaged" would be suitable 
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 7/2/09 at 05:06 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by MikeRJ
quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
Hehe and Clarkson's latest comment calling Brown a Scottish one-eyed idiot. He's apologised to the Scots and the disabled
Can't call them disabled, probably "Optically disadvantaged" would be suitable
Well he did 
I was expecting something like "I'm sorry Mr. Brown, you do indeed have two eyes"
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Hector.Brocklebank
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| posted on 7/2/09 at 05:08 PM |
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It would seem that the two most powerful men in England seem to be true Scottish patriots, nothing like destroying the "auld enemy" from
within 
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mr henderson
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| posted on 7/2/09 at 06:10 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Hector.Brocklebank
It would seem that the two most powerful men in England seem to be true Scottish patriots, nothing like destroying the "auld enemy" from
within
Scots used to team up with the French against the English. Always lost in the end, of course
John
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 7/2/09 at 08:02 PM |
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Well it doesn't matter if the French die it's not the end of the world. (Sez Clarkson)
Strangely enough we haven't heard about the need for him to apologise about insulting the french... Must be because they're cheese eating
surrender monkeys (sez Groundskeeper Willie) 
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greglogan
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 12:12 AM |
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Hehe and Clarkson's latest comment calling Brown a Scottish one-eyed idiot. He's apologised to the Scots and the disabled
When does he apologise to idiots...... He's apologised to all the other disadvantaged people he allegedly insulted. Seems a shame to leave them
out!!
Women are meant to be loved, not understood.
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 9/2/09 at 06:50 PM |
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Ah but they're idiot so they don't know they're being insulted
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