coozer
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| posted on 23/1/09 at 02:00 PM |
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Frozen Cows
A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find his entire herd of cows frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like
statues.
It had been a bitterly cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this would happen.
The realization of the situation then dawned on him.With his entire livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would he feed his wife and kids?
How would he pay the mortgage? He sat with his head in his hands, trying to come to terms with his impending poverty. Just then, an elderly woman
walked by, 'What's the matter?' asked the old lady.
The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his predicament to the woman.
Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the cows' noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon back
to normal and chewing the cud.
One by one, the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was full of healthy animals.The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what she
wanted as a repayment for her deed.
She declined his offer and walked off across the field. A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer. 'You know who that
was don't you?' asked the passer-by.
'No' said the farmer 'who is she?'
'Thora Hird'
[Edited on 23/1/09 by coozer]
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 23/1/09 at 03:08 PM |
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god that was so bad 
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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02GF74
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| posted on 23/1/09 at 03:24 PM |
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that is so old a copy of that was found in the Mary Rose.
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 23/1/09 at 07:39 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
that is so old a copy of that was found in the Mary Rose.
So was Thora Hird...
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 25/1/09 at 09:44 PM |
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Ba-dum, tschhhhh!
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