Joke or maybe true
A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE,
MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A F**K UP!" For a moment everyone was silent. Then the sniggers started. The security guard completely lost it and
doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the
thief got him. The thief ran away and is still at large.
In memory of the event, the banker later put a plaque on the wall engraved with the words, "Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a f**k-up!"
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