donut
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| posted on 15/12/08 at 12:39 PM |
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Golf
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral
procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Jasper
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| posted on 15/12/08 at 02:52 PM |
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If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much room.
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 15/12/08 at 03:06 PM |
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Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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