02GF74
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| posted on 12/9/08 at 12:41 PM |
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heart attack
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" she asks.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says,
"Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door.
Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten "Bitch", she screams.
"My husband's having a heart attack, and
you're running around naked scaring the kids!!"
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clairetoo
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| posted on 12/9/08 at 05:39 PM |
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Its cuz I is blond , innit
Claire xx
Will weld for food......
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chris_smith
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| posted on 14/9/08 at 09:44 AM |
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like it
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows."
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Triton
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| posted on 14/9/08 at 04:34 PM |
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proper joke...
My Daughter has taken over production of the damn fine Triton race seats and her contact email is emmatrs@live.co.uk.
www.tritonraceseats.com
www.hairyhedgehog.com
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